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Commando, 1985

Ep. 7

@YFFMPodcast


The 1985 movie, Commando. "Somewhere, somehow, someone's going to pay."

See how many men have to die in order to save one daughter with Arnold Schwarzenegger, Rae Dawn Chong, Alyssa Milano, Dan Hedaya, Vernon Wells, and Bill Duke. Colonel John Matrix has left his military career behind in order to live a normal life. Instead of Green Berets he now eats cereal for breakfast with his daughter. Oh wait, she's been kidnapped by some bad guys working for a South American dictator? What exactly is the plan they need Matrix to comply with some mission to conduct a coup? Who cares! Shut up sit back and watch Arnold Schwarzenegger fuck these guys up... for the last time.

Directed by Mark L. Lester. Written by Steven E. de Souza.


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Death Count: 88


Ratings:

(entertainment score)

Kai - 9

Dakota - 9.5

Chase - 7.5

Derek - 9.5

Bryn - 2

Average - 7.5


(critical score)

Kai - 3

Dakota - 5

Chase - 4

Derek - 4

Bryn - 3

Average - 3.8


Overall Rating: 5.65

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