Forget moon bases and nuclear submarines—these bad guys committed their greatest crimes with their wardrobes 2. Baron Samedi (Live and Let Die, 1973) Yeah, we all want to get shot by the Sartorialist, too. But have some self-respect. 1. Auric Goldfinger (Goldfinger, 1964) As the most famous Bond villain of all time, you'd think Goldfinger would know better. Channeling Rodney Dangerfield at Myrtle Beach is no way to take over the world's gold supply, dude. 4. Elvis (Quantum of Solace, 2008) Just no. To all of this. No. 3. Zao (Die Another Day, 2002) What do we call this? Fajazzaling? 5. Mr. Bullion (The World is Not Enough, 1999) Only if your Halloween costume is A$AP Agassi. 8. Max Zorin (A View to a Kill, 1985) As a rule, we try not to question anything Christopher Walken does, but that's no excuse for going all Willy Wonka on us. You're fighting a guy who gets dressed on Savile Row, man. Savile Row. 7. Boris Grishenko (Goldeneye, 1995) In some #menswear circles, Boris's look might actually pass for style. That said, if you're gonna go for the floral look, you'd better do it right. 6. Elliot Carver (Tomorrow Never Dies, 1997) Carver was a media mogul who tried to start a war to sell newspapers, but we still can't shake the feeling that his most sinister plot was was Apple's map application. 9. Mischka and Grischka (Octopussy, 1983) Does Bronson Pinchot know that you raid his wardrobe? 10. Franz Sanchez (License to Kill, 1989) Here, a perfect example of a jacket wearing the man.