Ruud van Nistelrooy locked in an intimate, passionate embrace with Darren Fletcher.

Thierry Henry involving himself in a curious new type of Kama Sutra?

Well, maybe not, but these are all pictures taken from a hilarious new book, Sporno!

It’s a collection of over one hundred rib-tickling colour photographs in spectacular 2-D capturing the most unwittingly “sexy” moments in sport, from Gary Neville kissing Paul Scholes tenderly on the mouth, to beach volleyball stars passionately rolling around in the sand.

It’s a book that celebrates those priceless moments when sport and porn come together. It’s basically a must-have for sports fans. And everyone else. Here’s a little teaser…